Verily, I say unto thee, follow my fuckin' blog, lest a plague of frogs rain down upon thy head. Custom cabinets may take longer.
- Confession is good for the soul. And for my entertainment /
- Send me pictures of thy titties, and or anything else. But mostly thy titties. /
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WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER.
I won an incredible prize today! I’m giddy with excitement! This makes up for the whole Crucifixion thing.
If you’re nice, I might share. But probably not. Get your own.
I’m sorry I ever created any of you.
L.A. has a hockey team?
A professional hockey team?
And there are people who still actually care about hockey?
reblog and follow if you want me to submit a naked photo to you ;)
Done and done.
Enjoy My Birthday, Bitches.
You’d better get me some fuckin’ incredible swag this year. Myrrh? Fuck that worthless shit. How about a Bose surround sound system? Is that too much to ask for your eternal lives, for
Christ’s My sake?
What’s next in the repertoire? Daffy-nitions? Reading jokes out of the Reader’s Digest? You must be a hit in the “borscht belt” with all the other 95 year-old comics.
Seriously. Enough with the cock shots and dudes’ chests in my Topless Tuesday thread!
Use something like “Testicle Tuesday” or another tag for all your boyfriends to follow. I’m trying to see female tittays…
You’re only big in your head
Whenever I read a cocky, “short” or rude response on Tumblr from one person to another about how amazing they think they based on their blog and how they are so above following back I start laughing hysterically and think, “Wow, the moment this person moves out of their parent’s house & enter the real world, their ego is going to take a major hit. Good luck little rude-ling.
Moral of the story, Part I: Dear Rudes, When people are paying you or your blog a compliment just say thank you. There is no use in being a total ass bag to someone who is being complimentary and reaching out to make a new “Internet friend.”
Moral of the story, Part II: Dear Friendlys, The people that are being rude will read Part I and do the opposite of what I’m suggesting. They might even “unfollow me” which is actually a blessing in disguise for me. Instead of trying to change them just try your best to not get upset over a mean response. In fact, just come over to my blog and we can talk about sunshine, rainbows, gay rights, dogs, cats, eating candy and how bad the traffic is in Los Angeles.
Seriously, there are more nice people in this world than mean….it’s just negative always seems to out weigh the positive even if there is more positive going around. Rise above it and don’t let people bother you since that is their main goal in the first place. Misery loves company so just kick their ass out of your house.
* I am not posting this for it to blow up in “re-blogs.” My random thoughts are rarely blogged anyway and I continue to write them because they make me happy :) I do feel like this one should be reblogged though because I feel like this is a major problem on Tumblr and the Friendly’s should really start uniting together.
Have a beautiful day everyone XOXOXOXOXO- Deanna
No truer words have been posted than these…
Why would you laugh in My face? You’ve just intimated that I am not a funny God. What about this one: “Michael Jackson reacts to a collision between a Popeye’s Chicken truck, a watermelon truck and a grape Kool-Aid truck.” Is that funnier? See, it’s because he’s supposedly black.Here we see the self-proclaimed “King of Pop” as he surveys the selection of little boys hanging out at the local water…Great another dumb fuck. You’re so stupid you wouldn’t get it if I laughed right in your ugly ass face. GO GET A FUCKING LIFE TROLL