1. terrisuewhocares:

sebsational:

…said no Jesus ever


I WANT TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK

    terrisuewhocares:

    sebsational:

    …said no Jesus ever

    I WANT TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK

    Reblogged from: terrisuewhocares
  2. Some of you people make being the Redeemer a seriously hard job. 

    1. I ended up staying awake until two in the morning. It was totally worth it. 
    2. I need better eating habits. Eating out at least once, if not twice, a day is getting hard on my stomach. And my wallet.
    3. I said “eating out”. 
    4. I feel old when I make references to ’80s movies or television shows and I get blank stares from the people I’m talking to. Yes, there was a show called “Police Squad!” before the “Naked Gun” movies came out, dammit!
    5. I have an extremely busy weekend ahead of me. And I’m actually not looking forward to it. Monday can’t come soon enough. Is it weird that I’m looking forward to Monday?

  3. I’m old. What’s next, I guess, is a bowl of stuck-together hard candy on my desk.

    I’m old. What’s next, I guess, is a bowl of stuck-together hard candy on my desk.

  4. Is it just me, or is anyone else having trouble sending asks this morning?

  5. It’s been…a week. That’s all I can say about that. But without further ado:

    1. My coworker had a dream Wednesday night that her house was being broken into. Last night, her house was broken into. I’m kind of creeped the fuck out by this. 
    2. I haven’t had a good poop in a few days now. 
    3. My downstairs neighbor considers considers himself the next Les Paul. He cranks jazz (which I’m okay with) and then tries to jam along with it (which I’m not okay with). He’s mediocre at best.
    4. Some people here really know how to make a bad day better for me. 
    5. Sometimes, trying to be funny all of the time ends up backfiring. You say something you think is funny, but all you do is end up crossing a line, causing real hurt. That’s when funny isn’t funny anymore. 
  6. I’m in a fucking mood. This day has gone from “off” to “anger-inducing”.

    I have a list of people that need smiting today. If you have anyone that needs to be added to the list, just let me know. I’m really in a smiting mood. 

  7. Have you had one of those days where something just feels…off…and you can’t quite put you finger on what it is?

    Welcome to my Wednesday. 

  8. Last night Jeebus had a marathon masturbation session. I was able to hold out for quite a long time. Some of y’all should have been there to see it. 

    Then again, if the people I’m thinking of were actually there, I wouldn’t have had a need to beat on my junk like it owed me money, amirite?

    1. No matter how old I get, I’m still going to read the stupid riddles on the outside of the Laffy Taffy wrappers.
    2. A coworker regularly puts those pop-up room deodorizers in my office when I’ve stepped out for some reason. I’m talking like once a month. I must really smell bad. 
    3. I was told I have a voice made for phone sex. I guess I could have a second career. So ladies, just dial 1-900-F-JEEBUS if you want to confess your sins and get off in the same call.
    4. I feel a twinge of sorrow when I see so many wonderfully-taken SST pictures that end up being deleted by the ones posting them. 
    5. I need to do the “horizontal hucklebuck”. Badly. 
  9. jesus-everywhere:

Jesus On The Titanic

I’m literally the King of the world!

    jesus-everywhere:

    Jesus On The Titanic

    I’m literally the King of the world!

    Reblogged from: jesus-everywhere
  10. I feel violated…in the best way possible. 

    I feel violated…in the best way possible. 

  11. I can be quite the narcissist. 

    I can be quite the narcissist. 

    Reblogged from: walelawho
  12. One of the people I supervise at work had the nerve, right after I agreed to let her come in early and leave early on Thursday, to tell me that the emails I send are “nasty” in tone. Apparently she equates “professional” with “nasty”. 

    Just because I don’t use slang or colloquialisms in my emails means I’m an asshole (I mean, I am an asshole in general, but not in my emails). Just because I’m formal and rarely even use contractions must mean that I’m harsh and downright mean. Just because I’m direct and to the point, I’m difficult and demanding. 

    This is what started off my morning. Now I’m irritated and annoyed.

    Maybe I’ll send out a nasty email about it. 

  13. ceehu:

jamesmdavisson:

Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

the cop smiling at him though haha

    ceehu:

    jamesmdavisson:

    Yesterday at Pride in Chicago.

    the cop smiling at him though haha

    Reblogged from: blondeandpolishohmy
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